Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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