she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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