New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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