'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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