Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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