So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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