I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize