Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
