ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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