My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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