i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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