yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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