when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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