last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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