Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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