I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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