Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just want nice things and good sex
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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