Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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