i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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