I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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