But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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