o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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