I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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