Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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