would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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