Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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