my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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