I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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