never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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