yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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