what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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