Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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