I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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