...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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