would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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