You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i dont even know how to be here
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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