it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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