Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Damn victory sex feels great
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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