It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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