I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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