it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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