is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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