I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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