So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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