i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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