can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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