is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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