nutella sex= disaster
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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