whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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