? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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