Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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