she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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