the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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