your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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