Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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